Saturday, September 18, 2010

Idiocrasy in B flat

so.
learning experience.
NEVER EVER go to Antelope Island in the evening whilst wearing shorts. Don't even ponder the notion of getting out of your vehicle.
Unless you want your legs swollen and itchy.
I vote Antelope Island to be re-christened Mosquito Island; I have experienced far more mosquitos than antelopes on this 14 mile stretch of rock.
I have 34 irritating red bumps from the knee down alone to prove such a case.
Can I sleep at night? No. are my dreams free from abnormally large blood sucking insects who seek to prey on my body? No. Maybe tonight Insect repellant will be my savior as it should have been my best friend Thursday night.

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